well, top o' the morning to you, laddie
- 147xxxx: Hi, what can I ge- ...what is that?
- Regular Customer with non-starbucks coffee in his hand: Its... its not what it looks like
- 147xxxx: How could you bring that in here?! I can't believe you!
- Regular: It was a special circumstance
- 147xxxx: special circumstance?! I can't believe you are lying to me!
- Regular: It's...
- 147xxxx: It's what?
- Regular: itsirishcoffee... can I have the sausage breakfast sandwich?
via 147xxxx