The Brian Hayes

4 months ago
awkwarddd
  • Me: I stole someones cart at Target the other day
  • Friend: omg
  • Me: I had my headphones in and wasn't paying attention, I stopped to walk and get something, then must have turned around and walked off with their cart
  • Friend: lol
  • Me: the best part is that 1.) i didn't notice till I was on the other side of the store and 2.) the fact that I had my headphones in so even if they were yelling at me I had no idea
  • Me: I promptly just left the store
  • Friend: awkwarddd